“Crush”-Parodie
Okay, ich weiß, dass hier ist ‘ne Veräppelung, aber lustig ist’s trotzdem – und David würde sich wahrscheinlich wegschmeißen vor Lachen, wenn er das sehen würde. XD Hahaha!
Die “leicht” abgeänderten Lyrics findet Ihr hier unter –>
When I talked to her tonight
I used some words that might not be right
It was weird, I was weird
Cause when I spoke to her, I told her she
Should date me and be my girl
I was weird, I think she’s scared
Why did I communicate the truth?
I just wanted her to be my boo
Now it’s awkward, I feel like a nerd, and I just got to know
Refrain
When you tell a girl, that you smell her hair
When she passes you, is it really fair
To call you crazy and bizarre
All I wanted to do was DTR
Now when I call or just say hi
She won’t talk to me, she just walks on by
Cause God told me she’s my soul mate
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me
Have I ever crossed your mind? I asked her
For the 5th time, She shook her head
Said, “Don’t text me anymore, anymore”
I said, “I’m ready to commit”
I want you to have my kids and I
Know that you’re just, just a sophomore, a sophomore
(Refrain)
Why did say what I thought was right?
I just wanted her to be my wife
Now she’s running from me, trying to tazer me…and I just got to know
When you tell a girl, that you dream of her
Holding your hand, and giving birth
As the mother of your little tots
Is it normal for her to call the cops?
Now when I call or just say hi
She won’t talk to me, she just walks
Cause God told me she’s my soul mate
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me
